All these awesome blogs are following me and I'm...
7dayswithoutswimmingmakes1weak: WHAT IF I’M DISAPPOINTING THEM
me: acts politely, goes to school, does homework, follows rules, rarely goes out
parents: you're fucking out of control
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
I need a new book that is as good as Harry Potter...
dwell-on-a-dream: Suggestions Please!! “Harry Potter and the Hunger Games” — that is a fanfiction just waiting to happen.
Beach Boys walk into a bar:
Get a round?
I'll get a round.
^^^ I had to sing this to get it.