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Jan 31st

When someone doesn't reply to you but you can see... →

laughing-everyday: the-absolute-best-gifs: Whilst reblogging this I just got a text through. Weirrdddd.

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I hate when in movies

The girl wakes up and looks like this: Hell, when I wake up I look like this: For more funnies, click here!

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"The perfect date is going to the beach, sitting...

tieknots: I read that as ‘stairs’.

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Mum: What do you want on your sandwiches? Ham? Cheese?
Me: Yeah, ham and cheese sounds good.
Mum: Oh. Wouldn't you rather have ham and some salad?
 She had already chosen my sandwich. Why even offer?

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“Wow, nice crocs!”

– no one, ever (via mt-padalecki)

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Watch

laughingstation: no words Is this what boys do at sleepovers?? THIS IS PERFECT SWEET MOTHERFUCKING JESUS I DIED. watch the crotch I just want to lick their abs I … what? Excuse me while I die of laughter. Hahahahahahah omfg<3 <3 <3 This is basically me & my brother.

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loldemort:

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I'm gonna get a boyfriend before Valentine's day.

every boy: no.

me: oh okay

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Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page...

Jan 27th

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When you and your friend decide to pig-out...

totally-relatable: You look at each other like

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I really love potatoes.

yourjustmyeverything: ratherdielaughing: Honestly, look at these versatile things. They can be Hot Cold Healthy Unhealthy Simple Fancy Eaten on the go Ugh. Potato appreciation post. bless this post

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if my son is gay

son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
son: wh...what?
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
son: i—
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
husband: shit
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG