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laughing-everyday: the-absolute-best-gifs: Whilst reblogging this I just got a text through. Weirrdddd.
I hate when in movies
The girl wakes up and looks like this: Hell, when I wake up I look like this: For more funnies, click here!
"The perfect date is going to the beach, sitting...
tieknots: I read that as ‘stairs’.
Mum: What do you want on your sandwiches? Ham? Cheese?
Me: Yeah, ham and cheese sounds good.
Mum: Oh. Wouldn't you rather have ham and some salad?
She had already chosen my sandwich. Why even offer?
Wow, nice crocs!– no one, ever (via mt-padalecki)
laughingstation: no words Is this what boys do at sleepovers?? THIS IS PERFECT SWEET MOTHERFUCKING JESUS I DIED. watch the crotch I just want to lick their abs I … what? Excuse me while I die of laughter. Hahahahahahah omfg<3 <3 <3 This is basically me & my brother.
I'm gonna get a boyfriend before Valentine's day.
every boy: no.
me: oh okay
Tomorrow is the first blank page of a 365 page...
When you and your friend decide to pig-out...
totally-relatable: You look at each other like
I really love potatoes.
yourjustmyeverything: ratherdielaughing: Honestly, look at these versatile things. They can be Hot Cold Healthy Unhealthy Simple Fancy Eaten on the go Ugh. Potato appreciation post. bless this post
if my son is gay
son: mom... i'm gay
me: what was that?
son: i'm... gay
me: HA! KNEW IT!
husband: what's going on?
me: OUR SON'S GAY!
husband: oh god.
son: wait, is that okay?
husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
son: that's great mom bu—
me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
son: mom that really isn—
me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
son: dad, what's going o—
me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
son: i'm scared
husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...